" + "Personal number analysis for " + document.q.input1.value + ":" + "

" + "the number " + "" + document.q.input2.value + "" + " means..." + "

" + "...that you are gullible for believing " + "in this shit. how am i going to analyse you from a number? are you" + " that " + "shallow?" + "

" +"sorry" + "

" + "xxx"; QWin = window.open("","",",width=390,height=230,scrollbars=no"); QWin.document.write(story);QWin.document.close(); } abyss's obsessional page


abyss's obsessional page


bienvenue to the club 'hot'....
my rocking url: http://welcome.to/the.abyss
V3-URL
i got it free at http://come.to

personal number analysis - this needs a newish version of java
enter your name
and a number
then click here find out what this number means to your life

and while you're here..

  • do the all new purity test, not to be confused with the
  • sleaze test and don't forget to email me your score. for both. yes. and see if you can make it onto the top ten, ooh
  • then look at the scores, just to see if you're as evil as the average cakeshopper
  • i know, why don't you go and download shit like fonts and that for icq. yes, look impressed. spread the word. ect.
  • see the obsessed page, with a feedback form, so you have to write to me
  • read kanga's list of things to do to scare your roommate - i worry about her
  • gasp in awe at the millenium clock - it's just like the centre pompidou in here!
  • visit the world famous (and magenta approved) babes page - now with added babes!
  • erm, now you can see if any cake shop birthdays are the same as yours. ahem.
  • read the rules, we must have rules
  • watch the horse race - just don't expect it to be good. now working on netscape!!!
  • get your own spasmodic certificate! - apparently someone has actually printed this! why??
  • god i hate my chat room

ahh you weren't expecting that were you?

run windows explorer, don't know why you'd want to though
i can c your c drive

if you can still move after reading that lot, why not email me
icq - 10924285 ... phone - 0171 971 0427
it's sad how desperate i am really isn't it?
other quite sad obssessive websites - but i love them for it
danni's homage to christina ricci
lynsey's appreciation page
the one melsketeer
 stuart b, watch out for his map
edd's sketches
the abstention:
this is a published personal page by the author. the ideas and the information expressed on has not been approved or authorized by abyss of greendale or explicitly or impliedly. In none event abyss of greendale be responsible for any damages whatsoever result from any action that originates in wheel to the use of this information or its publication, including any action for the transgression of the property or defamation.
don't worry, it didn't make sense to me either...

all capital letters have been banned from this page as they misbehaved. they may be allowed back in at a later date depending on their behaviour. watch out for the surprise ones i let in by accident