well hello

due to the popularity of the sleaze test, i am proud to announce that the all new, all singing, all dancing, 400 question purity test (yes the opposite of the sleaze test) has been introduced. I don't expect so many people to do this one, partly cus you've done the sleaze one already, if you haven't, why not, go and do it now you slacker, and partly cus it's 400 questions long - if i was you, which i'm not, and i can't say i'm sorry about that, i would save it and do it offline, unless you're one of those rich people who does this at work during the day, in which case get back to work. thank you.
xxx

to score - count up all your "no" answers, then divide this number by four. This gives your percentage purity; the higher the number, the more pure you are.
now compare yourself to other people's scores

Platonic Relations
HAVE YOU EVER...
1. kissed a friend or stranger on their hands or their head/neck
region as a friendly gesture?
2. held hands with someone?
3. had a date?
4. had a date past 1 a.m.?
5. dated someone on a regular basis?
6. picked someone up?
7. been picked up?
8. gone steady?
9. slow danced?
10. had the symptoms of Russian fingers? (rushin' fingers)
11. had the symptoms of Roman hands? (roamin' hands)
12. shared a bed, sleeping bag, or other sleeping accomodation with someone without anything steamy happening?
13. given a back or neck rub or massage with no ulterior motive?
14. used tickling as part of a pick-up, get-to-know-you-better routine?
15. directly asked someone whom you were not going out with and had never gone out with if they were a virgin?
16. used any physical prowess (or lack thereof) as a factor in a pick-up, get-to-know-you-better routine?
17. secretly lusted after someone without that person knowing?
18. dropped subtle hints to someone whom you liked/loved/wanted, hoping that they would pick up on it?

Auto-erotica and Mono-sexualism
HAVE YOU EVER...
19. had an arousing dream? (Wet dreams and the such.)
20. been sexually aroused?
21. uttered/muttered/yelled/screamed (or in other words verbally expressed) obscenities?
22. fantasized about your long-term instructor, mentor, or someone who is superior to you? (One day skydiving teachers, or two hour ski instructors and the like do not count.)
23. fantasized about your lawyer, doctor, nurse, psychiatrist or anyone else with whom you are having a professional relationship?
24. fantasized about someone you know personally but not closely?
25. fantasized about anyone and masturbated at the same time?
26. read or bought pornographic periodicals?
27. read sexually explicit literature?
28. gone skinny dipping alone?
29. made obscene phone calls?
30. phoned up any recorded phone sex numbers?
31. phoned up any live phone sex numbers?
32. stuffed your bra if you are female, or stuffed your pants if you are male?
33. shaved your pubic hair?
34. shaved your pubic hair on a fairly regular basis?
35. masturbated?
36. masturbated at least five times in one twenty-four hour period?
37. masturbated on a fairly regular basis of no less than once a fortnight? (that's two weeks)
38. masturbated where you could have been discovered? (In a crowd, in public, city parks, gym/dorm/barracks showers, movie theater, etc.)
39. masturbated out in the wilds or in nature with no nearby civilization?
40. masturbated to orgasm?
41. masturbated while reading(?) either pornographic or sexually explicit materials?
42. masturbated while driving a moving land vehicle? (Car, RV, truck, motorcycle, hearse, etc.)
43. masturbated while talking on the phone, yes, or the internet?
44. masturbated while in a bathroom of the opposite sex?
45. masturbated while watching an R or X-rated show?
46. seen any burlesque show? (Rocky Horror counts)
47. been to a peep show?
48. been to a private showing of a pornographic movie?
49. seen a pornographic movie in a theater?
50. walked around in your room/apartment/house/habitation in the nude? (Must be a serious walk; five minutes of going around trying to find your undies after a shower doesn't count.)
51. walked around in a public or semi-public area with a top (shirt, T-shirt, etc) but no bottoms (pants, shorts, etc)? (Dorm hallways, lobby areas, etc. are acceptable; however locker rooms and bathrooms and such place where this behavior is not proscribed does not count.)
52. bought blatant sexual objects? (This means that if you buy a bottle of Coke and you use it as a dildo, it really doesn't count. Think: design and function.)
53. owned any erotic art pieces? (Like that phallic symbol in the cat woman scene in A Clockwork Orange, or just about anything by Boris Vallejo.)
54. sculpted erotic/obscene artworks in food (predominantly bananas, carrots, apples...)?
55. eaten any erotic food items? (Chocolate tits, banana dicks, etc.)
56. sculpted erotic/obscene artworks in soap, wood, or any other carvable material (that isn't food)?
57. made an X- or R-rated snowman or snowwoman?
58. tasted your own orgasmic liquids?
59. inserted your finger into your rectum?
60. used ben-wa balls? (These are small balls that are inserted into the rectum or vagina and feel good when they are pulled out or moved around. One way to do this is with a vibrator.)
61. performed oral sex on yourself? (Yes, this may be possible for some people.)
62. willingly urinated on the garments that you were wearing at the time? (In other words: piss in your pants; wet yourself.)
63. willingly urinated on any part of your body?
64. willingly defecated on the garments that you were wearing at the time? (In other words: shit in your pants.)
65. willingly defecated on yourself?

Legislative Misfits and Other Ethical Questions
HAVE YOU EVER...
66. administered a whole Purity Test or are in the process of administering a whole Purity Test of any version? (That's where you are the test administrator in a Purity Test Party.)
67. taken Purity Tests of any versions more than 5 times?
68. lied on any previous Purity Tests?
69. exaggerated about any sexual experiences?
70. broken your word, promise, or vow?
71. written graffitti?
72. plagiarized?
73. shoplifted?
74. stolen?
75. made out a check that bounced?
76. committed breaking and entering?
77. been caught shoplifting, stealing, or breaking and entering by a person acting in an official capacity (store security, building security)?
78. been arrested? (Picture taken and all that wonderful, free stuff.)
79. told someone that you loved them when you did not?
80. told someone that you loved them strictly because you wanted to have sex with them?
81. fantasized about someone else other than your partner while you were engaged in sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
82. intentionally listened in on other people having sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation without their knowing it?
83. used alcohol to lower someone else's inhibitions for the purpose of sex or oral sex?
84. used drugs to lower someone else's inhibitions for the purpose of sex or oral sex?
85. forced or coerced someone into having intimate physical relations with you?
86. had dates with more than one person in the same night while one or more of the people involved were not aware of your actions?
87. gone steady with two or more people at the same time with one or more of the people unaware of what you were doing?
88. gone steady with two or more people at the same time with all of them knowing you were doing it?
89. urinated on someone else intentionally? (Piss fights!)
90. urinated in cup, bottle, pitcher or any such receptacle that was not originally designed for such purpose excepting urinalysis incidents?
91. urinated anywhere other than a bathroom, outhouse, tree, bush or any other commonly accepted piss hole? (For instance: in the kitchen sink, or in the family car's glove compartment.)
92. urinated from higher than the fifth floor, or equivalent height, above ground level out of a building or off a bridge or any such permanent structure (e.g. the Grand Canyon)?
93. defecated anywhere other than a bathroom, outhouse or any commonly accepted shit hole? (Camping/hiking trips in which bathroom/ outhouse access are nil do not count.)
94. stored any excretia in your refrigerator, oven, or any other food storage/preparation appliance?
95. stored evacuated excretia anywhere else in your room, apartment, house, habitation, office, etc?
96. entered a bathroom of the opposite sex while not accompanied by someone of the opposite sex, nor involved in a search and/or rescue mission? (i.e. you did it for kicks.)
97. mooned or goosed someone?
98. streaked, flashed, or otherwise exposed pretty much totally yourself in public before (or after) an informal, unofficial gathering of people?
99. streaked, flashed, or otherwise exposed pretty much totally yourself in public before a formal (official) gathering of people? (Such as for a function, stage performance, charity dinner, etc.)
100. received money or some favor to have sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
101. given money or some favor to have sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
102. thought you might be or might have unintentionally caused someone to be pregnant?
103. had or gave someone an unwanted pregnancy?
104. been involved with statutory rape?
105. given a sympathy fuck?
106. initiated sex with someone for the sake of sex only?
107. willingly committed incest?
108. been involved in adultery?
109. stolen the underwear of someone you know for a purpose other than that of a practical joke or to just ire the person? (A bunch of guys invading the women's dorm on a mission of panty raids does not count.)
110. intentionally taken someone's underwear and didn't know whose?

Drugs
HAVE YOU EVER...
111. had an alcoholic drink?
112. been intoxicated?
113. threw-up from too much alcohol?
114. passed out due to excessive alcohol?
115. forgotten events that occurred while you were drunk?
116. smoked tobacco?
117. chewed tobacco?
118. bought controlled/illicit drugs, or any compound scheduled by the DEA, in violation of the law?
119. sold or re-sold controlled/illicit substances, or any compound scheduled by the DEA, in violation of the law?
120. taken stimulants?
121. taken depressants excluding alcohol?
122. inhaled nitrous oxide while not visiting a dentist?
123. inhaled anything containing butyl nitrate? (airplane glue, etc.)
124. taken valium?
125. smoked marijuana/sensemilia?
126. smoked marijuana/sensemilia more than four times?
127. eaten marijuana/sensemilia?
128. eaten marijuana or sensemilia more than four times?
129. taken opiate in any form?
130. taken opiate in any form more than twice?
131. used cocaine?
132. used cocaine more than four times?
133. injected any drugs into your body for any purpose other than medical?
134. injected any one drug into your body for any purpose other than medical more than twice?
135. taken PCP?
136. taken PCP more than twice?
137. taken d-lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD-25), peyote, or psilocybin?
138. taken LSD, peyote, or psilocybin more than twice?
139. taken LSD more than six times?
140. deliberately injured yourself so as to obtain medication?
141. played any games in which there was a mystery as to who would be getting drugs and who wouldn't, yet everybody plays in it? (e.g. Who's got the pill, where half the cups (of soda) have LSD in them and the other half don't and everybody picks a cup and drinks it and wonders who gets lucky.)
142. had sex while using cocaine?
143. had sex while under the influence of marijuana/sensemilia?
144. had sex while under the influence of LSD, peyote, or psilocybin?

hey listen, this bit is for the gender you normally go out with, the next section is for the other gender ok?

Non Platonic
HAVE YOU ...
145. propositioned someone for necking or petting?
146. propositioned someone for sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
147. pinched or patted someone else's buttocks?
148. french kissed?
149. been kissed below the neck but not including arms or hands?
150. kissed someone else below the neck but not including arms or hands?
151. necked?
152. petted above the waist?
153. petted below the waist?
154. kissed on the first date?
155. necked on the first date?
156. petted above the waist on the first date?
157. petted below the waist on the first date?
158. given a hickey?
159. received a hickey?
160. fondled or stroked someone's clothed legs?
161. fondled or stroked someone's bare legs?
162. fondled or stroked someone's frontal chest/torso region?
163. had your frontal chest/torso region fondled or stroked?
164. been involved with pelvic thrusting while fully clothed?
165. had your fingers licked or sucked?
166. had your ear or ear region licked, breathed upon, sucked, or nibbled?
167. licked, breathed onto, sucked, or nibbled an ear or ear region?
168. licked or sucked someone else's finger(s)?
169. fondled someone who was asleep?
170. given a back massage with ulterior motives?
171. given a back massage that led to something steamier?
172. seen someone completely nude under good lighting conditions?
173. been seen completely nude under good lighting conditions by someone?
174. been in someone's company while both of you were completely nude?
175. bathed or showered with someone?
176. let someone wash you while you were perfectly capable of doing it yourself. (This means that it doesn't count if you were in the hospital with two broken arms and the nurse washed you, no matter how cute she is.)
177. gone skinny dipping in mixed company?
178. been involved with the stroking or fondling of a woman's clothed breast?
179. been involved with the stroking or fondling of a woman's bare breast?
180. licked, sucked, or nibbled on someone else's nipple?
181. had your nipple licked, sucked, or nibbled upon?
182. petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled someone else's covered genitals?
183. had your covered genitals petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled?
184. petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled someone else's bare genitals?
185. had your bare genitals petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled?
186. had an orgasm while petting?
187. given your partner an orgasm while petting?
188. given or received finger scratch marks?
189. performed oral sex?
190. received oral sex?
191. done sixty-nine?
192. performed mutual masturbation?
193. had sex? (No need for orgasm; penetration counts.)
194. had sex on the first date?
195. had sex without the use of effective birth control devices? (This means rhythm, prayer and hope methods do not count.)
196. had sex with a virgin? (Not yourself.)
197. had sex with a religious officiary. (Priest, nun, mother-superior, cardinal, pope, etc.)

hey this section is for the gender that you don't normally go out with

Non primary choice relations
HAVE YOU EVER...
198. held hands or otherwise displayed public affection?
199. kissed someone on the lips?
200. french kissed someone?
201. necked?
202. petted?
203. received manual sex (no i have no idea what this is either)
204. given manual sex?
205. received oral sex?
206. given oral sex
207. had sex?
208. done 69?
209. propositioned someone for sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
210. yielded willingly to a proposition from someone for sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
211. been a participant in a who's-physically-better-equipped verification contest? (Contestants must be of same gender; spectators, judges, umpires, and verifiers may be of different gender.)
212. gave money or favors for sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
213. received money or favors for sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
214. fondled someone who was asleep?
215. attempted to seduce someone?
216. allowed yourself to be seduced?
217. had an orgasm while petting?
218. gave your partner an orgasm while petting?
219. had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation with more than 10 people?
220. stroked or fondled the clothed legs of someone?
221. stroked or fondled the bare legs of someone?
222. stroked or fondled the clothed chest/torso region of someone?
223. stroked or fondled the bare chest/torso region of someone?
224. stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled the clothed genitals of someone else?
225. stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled the bare genitals of someone else?
226. been in a menage-a-trois of people of the same sex?

hey this section is for things you do often, just trying it once does not count

Alternate Choices
HAVE YOU EVER...
227. been decidedly heterosexual?
228. been decidedly homosexual?
229. been decidedly bisexual?
230. practiced bestiality (avec les animaux)?
231. practiced transvesticism?
232. practiced sadism?
233. practiced masochism?
234. practiced bondage?
235. practiced domination?
236. practiced submission?
237. practiced sodomy?
238. practiced cocrophilia? (a marked interest in excrement; esp. the use of feces or filth for sexual excitement)
239. practiced frotteurism? (masturbation by rubbing against another's person or the need to rub against a stranger.)
240. practiced klismaphilia? (a dependency on being given an enema.) 241. practiced necrophilia? (copulation with a corpse.)
242. practiced mysophilia? (a dependency on something soiled or filthy, such as sweaty underwear or used menstrual pads.)
243. practiced scoptophilia? (a dependency on looking at sexual organs and watching sexual activity openly, not as surreptitious as voyeurism.)
244. practiced urophilia? (being dependently responsive to the smell or taste of urine or the sight and sound of someone urinating.)
245. owned an underwear collection of underwear not belonging to you?
246. been a foot fetishist to any degree?
247. been a voyeur?
248. been an exhibitionist?
249. been narcissistic?

oi, for groups, there must be at least one person of the sex you find most attractive present, or if you're bi, at least one of each sex (so many rules..)

Group Sexual Relations
HAVE YOU EVER...
250. listened to dirty jokes in mixed company?
251. told dirty jokes in mixed company?
252. discussed masturbation? (Bringing up the topic of masturbation during Purity Testing does not cut it as discussing masturbation.)
253. played a game in which it may require you or others to disrobe themselves?
254. played a game which may require you or others to perform an action on another participant?
255. been in intimate contact with more than one person at the same time while all of you were nude?
256. had sex with more than 1 person in a 24 hour period?
257. had sex with both genders in a 24 hour period?
258. been in a bisexual/heterosexual menage-a-trois?
259. had sex or oral sex with a person and his/her parent?
260. had sex, oral sex, mutual masturbation, necking, or petting with a person and his/her sibling?
261. been involved in a two (or more) in one?
262. been involved in a gang bang? (Step right up; come and get it while it's hot.)
263. been in a circle of fuck?
264. been in a 69 circle?
265. been to a (cooking, baby, Wesson) oil party?
266. participated in a heterosexual orgy or been involved in group sex? (Four people or more; partners must be exchanged.)
267. participated in a bisexual orgy or group sex? (Four people or more; partners must be exchanged.)
268. participated in a fuck-a-thon? (Where the object is to see how many times you can do it in the certain amount of time.)

here it doesn't matter whether you were alone or not

9. Non sentient objects
HAVE YOU EVER...
269. used a bowling pin, Coke bottle, or something along those general shapes for masturbatory or sexual purposes?
270. masturbated using the aid of food?
271. eaten the food used in masturbation after masturbation?
272. eaten a lab dissection?
273. inserted food into yours or someone else's anus?
274. eaten the food after it was extracted/evacuated from your or someone else's anus?
275. received an enema for a non-medical purpose?
276. used a mechanical hand-holdable device in aiding or replacing masturbation? (Vibrator, massager, Dust-Buster, vacuum cleaner, etc.)
277. used a feather or any other tickling device for the purpose of tickling?
278. used ice for sexual purposes?
279. used whipped cream for sexual purposes?
280. used hot/melted wax for sexual purposes?
281. put food, gravy, syrup, salad dressing, candy, peanut butter, honey or anything else edible on your partner's body and then eaten it?
282. used any household syrup, sandwich spreading, oil, salad dressing, or any like substances for sexual purposes?
283. used ropes, chains, cuffs or any other such device for bondage purposes?
284. used a whip, chain, cat-o-nine-tails, or something similar for pain?
285. worn a leather/grope suit? (a grope suit is generally a female contraption which consists of a top and a bottom, similar to a bikini. It has many small fingers inside both the top and bottom plus a phallic object in the bottom part. Wearing this can be excruciating.)
286. used an inflatable doll?
287. humped an inanimate object like a pillow, (dinner) liver, hole in the wall, sausages, bananas, etc?
288. had sex or oral sex with a dead person?
289. inserted a small animal into your rectum? (Either alive or dead.)
290. had sex, or oral sex with your (dead) dinner animal?
291. attempted to have sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with a live animal, but failed?
292. had sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with a smallish animal? (Dogs, cats, rabbits, lab rats, gerbils, etc.)
293. had sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with a wild animal? (Tigers, elephants, cougars, snakes, aardvarks, etc.)
294. had sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with a domesticated farm animal? (Cow, pig, chicken, sheep, etc.)
295. mutilated any living animal or creature for your pleasures?
296. had sex with a live animal? (Any size.) (These three questions differ from those above in that ones above measure your variation in animal choice, and the questions down here measure what you do with the animals.)
297. received oral sex from a live animal? (Any size.)
298. gave oral sex to a live animal? (Any size.)
299. had sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with a single type animal more than once? (Alive or dead.)
300. had sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with more than one kind of animal? (Alive or dead.)
301. cross dressed in the undergarments of the opposite sex for a sexual purpose? (This means that school plays, initiations, and the such don't count.)
302. stuffed your pants or bra while you were cross-dressed for your sexual purpose?
303. had your head inserted into a urinal or toilet bowl willingly? (Doing this in a pristine, show-room model does not count.)
304. worn groinal underwear on your head? (Panties, jock-strap, etc.)
305. eaten, sucked, licked, nibbled, or otherwise inserted unwashed, used crotch piece of underwear into your mouth while the said underwear was not being worn at the time?
306. deliberately sniffed or smelled the crotch piece of unwashed, used underwear while it was not being worn at the time?
307. Played in or with shit?
308. worn or used a condom, or any feminine hygiene contraption that has already been used by someone else?

Locality
HAVE YOU EVER...
309. Necked or petted in a place of religion? (Church, temple, altar, Grand Holy Cabbage Head Patch, etc.)
310. had sex, been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a place of religion?
311. had sex, been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a place of the dead? (Morgue, mortuary, cemetery, etc.)
312. necked or petted in a place of the dead?
313. had sex, been involved in oral sex, or mutual masturbation in a contraption of the dead? (Coffin, hearse, etc.)
314. necked or petted in a contraption of the dead?
315. had sex, been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a car, station wagon, van, minivan, minibus, fuckmobile, or any moderately sized, land-road based vehicle not in excess of 30,000 pounds net unladen gross weight?
316. necked or petted in a car, station wagon, van, minivan, minibus, fuckmobile, or any moderately sized, land-road based vehicle not in excess of 30,000 pounds net unladen gross weight?
317. had sex, been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a land-road based vehicle in excess of 30,000 pounds net unladen gross weight? (Truck, tank, armored vehicle, road-roller, etc.)
318. necked or petted in a land-road based vehicle in excess of 30,000 pounds net unladen gross weight?
319. had sex, been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a land based, non road dependant vehicle? (Train, subway, roller-coaster, etc.)
320. had sex, received oral sex, been masturbated, performed oral sex, masturbated someone else, necked, or petted in a water based, vehicular transport medium locomoted by manual power? (Row boat, surfboard, floating bathtub, etc. While it may be true that the surfboard, or whatever, need not be in water at the time, we are making it the case here; so for it to be valid point, the thing must be in the water at the time.)
321. had sex, received oral sex, been masturbated, performed oral sex, masturbated someone else, necked, or petted in a water based, wind or propeller driven transport medium not in excess of 80 feet? (Yacht, PT boat, etc.)
322. had sex, received oral sex, been masturbated, performed oral sex, masturbated someone else, necked, or petted in a water based, wind or propeller driven transport medium that is in excess of 80 feet? (Ship, battleship, aircraft carrier, nuclear submarine, etc.)
323. had sex, received oral sex, been masturbated, performed oral sex, masturbated someone else, necked, or petted in an aircraft? (Airplane, helicopter, hovercraft, balloon, zeppelin, flying carpet, flying saucer, etc.)
324. had sex in a household room other than a bedroom?
325. had sex on the floor (but not the roof)?
326. had sex on any furniture that is indoors but is not a bed, table, desk, counter-top, a nor anything that is predominantly used for sitting, or to be used as a table/desk?
327. had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual masturbation in a telephone booth, voting booth, automatic photograph takers, or any such small, non-moving enclosure that was not designed for such activities?
328. had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual masturbation in an elevator, people-mover, escalator, or any building internal people moving device?
329. had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual masturbation up a tree but not in a tree house or similar structure?
330. had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual masturbation on a roof of a building in excess of 5 floors?
331. had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual masturbation while within the confines of a secluded outdoor shielding structure such as a bush, hedge, cave, etc.
332. had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in the snow? (Spring thaw acceptable.)
333. had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in a place where the prevailing, ambient temperature (of the air immediately surrounding you) was below the freezing point of water?
334. had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual masturbation in a place where you could have been discovered? 335. had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in a water-filled bath-tub, hot tub, under a shower, running water (as in waterfalls, tropical, torrential downpour, monsoons, etc.)?
336. had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in a body of water? (swimming pool, swimming hole, pond, lake, lagoon, sea, ocean, etc)
337. had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in a bathroom of the opposite sex?

Style
HAVE YOU EVER...
338. watched while someone else masturbated?
339. orgasmed on somebody?
340. orgasmed in somebody if you are a male or had someone orgasm in you if you are a female?
341. been involved in the use of a penis as a leash or bludgeoning device?
342. been involved in oxygen deprivation for sexual enhancement? (Nitrous oxide does not count.)
343. willingly made video tapes or had pictures taken while having sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
344. willingly made audio recordings while having sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
345. talked dirty while having sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
346. intentionally made more noise than necessary while having sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation so as to put on a good show for whoever may be listening in?
347. had a family pet or domesticated animal walk over you or your partner during sex?
348. had a general emergency arise while you were steeped in sex? (Such as: fire alarm, flash flood, private plane crash lands in your dwelling...)
349. had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation with someone in which there is an age difference of more than 10 years?
350. taken nude pictures of someone else?
351. had nude pictures of you taken?
352. been involved in breast fucking? (aka "The Hawaiian Muscle Fuck")
353. participated in fist-fucking?
354. had sex for more than three hours in a single session of sex?
355. been bruised during sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
356. bruised someone else during sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
357. been injured during sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
358. orgasmed more the three times in one session of sex?
359. disturbed other people by making excessive noise while you and your partner were having sex?
360. been involved with sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation while your partner was driving a vehicle. In this question, the only vehicles which apply are those in which a momentary loss of judgement could easily cause harm to you or others, and the driving must be active. Therefore, airplanes on autopilot and other similar vehicles do not count.
361. had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation while you were driving (the previous question describes acceptable vehicles)
362. had sex doggie fashion?
363. had sex in the female superior position?
364. had sex sitting up?
365. had sex standing up?
366. had sex upside-down?
367. gone through two or more sexual positions without the need for re-entry?
368. fell asleep during sex?
369. woken up to someone having sex with you?
370. given or received a hickey on your upper, inner thigh?
371. been on the receiving end of anal sex?
372. been on the ramming end of anal sex?
373. had sex more than 10 times with 1 person?
374. had sex more than 5 times in a 24 hour period?
375. had sex more than 10 times in a 24 hour period?
376. had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in masturbation while someone other than your partner was watching?
377. had sex or oral sex while one or both of you were playing a musical instrument, hacked, watched television, read, drawn or in other words were preoccupied with something other than sex and lust?
378. performed oral sex after intercourse without washing or douching?
379. kissed your partner on the lips after oral sex without brushing teeth, nor washing/gargling/rinsing out mouth?
380. inflicted pain during sex?
381. drawn blood by biting during sex? (Hickeys do not count as having drawn blood.)
382. been involved in cunnilingus during the woman's period?
383. had sex during the woman's period?
384. foot masturbated someone?
385. been foot masturbated?
386. tongue bathed someone?
387. been tongue bathed?
388. licked or sucked on someone else's feet and/or toes?
389. had your feet and/or toes licked or sucked by someone else?
390. licked someone's anus?
391. licked someone's anus while they were defecating?
392. performed oral sex while the person was urinating?
393. drank your own urine?
394. tasted or drank someone else's urine?
395. drank human blood?
396. tasted someone else's nasal mucous?
397. been involved in golden showers?
398. swallowed your partner's orgasmic secretions?
399. used the Purity Test as a checklist of things you could do?
400. participated in Purity Testing with an ulterior motive?

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