ok, everyone needs rules, espcially numbered ones, so I'm going to write some for SPASMODIC. good. In fact if you have any to add, please email me.
- Must (oh this is the most important one) be in love with and obsessional about Ms Susan Perkins, or as she allows us to call her, Sue.
- All members must possess a badge and/or certificate stating that they are a fully paid up memeber of spasmodic. In fact I'll make a page where you can print one. Yeah.
- Members should endeavour to have purple hair wherever possible.
- Members of SPASMODIC can be straight, gay or bisexual,
but should preferably fancy the pants off Sue Perkins.
Spasmodic's roots are based among her dyke fans but anyone
is welcome so long as they adhere to the next one.
- Members of SPASMODIC must not be homophobic (as, for a
start, it tends to defeat the purpose of maintaining
outreach to dykes in closets). Members must not disrespect
each other or generally make SPASMODIC a crap society to be
a member of.
- Members must attend meetings. Yes.
- Members should snog as many other members as possible. oh sorry, that's just me.
- Members should actively embrace numbered lists of any sort
- Members MUST visit the excellent babes page
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