(1) Ever laughed at someone else's misfortune?
1 point
(2) Ever laughed at a physically or mentally handicapped person?
2 points
(3) Ever tried alcohol?
1 point
(4) Ever been drunk?
2 points
(5) Ever played drinking games?
2 points
(6) Ever fall over because you drank too much?
3 points
(7) Ever drink enough to throw up?
4 points
bonus: throwing up on yourself or another person 1 point
(8) Ever woken up and not remember what you did the night before?
5 points
(9) Ever been forcibly removed from a bar?
8 points
(10) Ever participated in / finished a pub crawl?
5 points
(11) Do you drink regularly, at least 3 times a week?
3 points
bonus: 1 point for each additional day (max 7 points)
(12) Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar?
4 points
(13) Ever try pot, magic mushrooms, etc?
4 points for each one tried
(14) Do you do drugs regularly?
4 points
bonus: at least 4 times a week 4 points
(15) Ever bought soft drugs?
4 points
(16) Ever sold drugs?
8 points
(17) Ever sold drugs to support a drug habit?
12 points
(18) Ever used barbiturates?
8 points
(19) Ever used hallucinogens?
8 points
(20) Ever used narcotics?
10 points
(21) Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours?
8 points
(22) Ever been on a date?
2 points
(23) Ever been felt up, groped?
2 points
bonus: to orgasm 2 points
(24) Ever had sexual intercourse?
6 points
(25) Ever had a bath or shower with the opposite sex or someone you have snogged?
5 points
(26) Ever paid for sex?
8 points
(27) Ever taken advantage of someone while they were stoned or drunk?
4 points
(28) Ever get someone stoned or drunk to obtain sexual favours and succeed?
8 points
(29) Ever engage in oral sex?
4 points
bonus: to orgasm 2 points
(30) Ever engage in anal sex?
6 points
bonus: to orgasm 2 points
(31) Ever engage in the 69 position?
4 points
(32) Ever contract an STD?
12 points
(33) Ever had sex without a contraceptive?
4 points
(34) Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion?
12 points
(35) Ever had sex with two or more partners in a week?
4 points
(36) Ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
9 points
(37) Ever had sex in a public place?
6 points
(38) Ever had carpet burns in relation to a sexual act?
4 points
(39) Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same
sex?
10 points
(40) Ever practised bondage, masochism, or sadism for sexual
gratification?
8 points
(41) Ever used sex toys?
6 points
(42) Ever pass out during sex?
5 points
(43) Ever been responsible for losing someone else's virginity?
4 points
(44) Ever masturbated while talking on the phone or the internet?
3 points
(45) Ever bought something in a sex shop?
3 points
(46) Ever licked or have someone lick
an eyeball -- 1 point
toes -- 2 points
ears -- 1 point
(47) Ever have sex with a relative?
5 points
(48) Ever make someone sleep in the wet spot?
6 points
(49) Does necrophilia, paedophilia, or bestiality turn you on?
20 points
(50) Ever been arrested?
8 points
bonus: If convicted 7 points
(51) Piercings
ears - 1 point for each hole (men 2 points each hole)
nose - 3 points
other parts of face - 5 points each
belly button - 5 points
genitals - 10 points
other parts of body - 8 points
score 3 extra points for each one you did yourself, up to 12 points
(52) Tattoo
from 5 points (small) to 15 points (very big) for each one
score 3 extra points for a permanent homemade one
SCORING
0-20 A life with the church is too corrupt for you..
21-40 You barely make our scale.
41-60 Approaching normal, you aren't much fun on a date.
61-100 Normal, you use your right hand like everyone else.
101-130 Above average, you've got a few tricks below the belt.
131-160 You're enjoying life to the max.
161-200 You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day
pass?
200+ You're going straight to hell...
email me with your score - if you dare...
..or see if you can get the all new submit box to work. just cross your fingers.
good work my friend. now go and do the purity test
done the tests? go and look at the scores
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